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There’s a few shots in this Glamour Models Gone Bad hardcore gallery of redhead mega-stunner Nikki Rhodes where you can see the guy (who happens to actually be pretty decent looking, which is far too rare for straight porn lately IF YOU ASK ME, which you totally didn’t) just ogling the HELL out of her with a sort of “how did I get so lucky, holy shit, I can’t believe I’m actually getting PAID to fuck this girl” expression on his face. And can you really blame him? It’s not everyday that you come across such a gorgeous, all-natural (the hair AND the tits!) beauty in your day to day life, much less get the opportunity to have her give you a blowjob & an amazing fuck. And you know what? I think I’m every bit as grateful to Glamour Models Gone Bad for documenting this entire situation as the guy is for them giving him the chance to fuck Nikki Rhodes in the first place!

I know that some people out there like to bitch & moan about the rise of “geek porn”, rambling on & on about how the evil porn producers are somehow exploiting the poor, downtrodden gamers by giving them photos of hot chicks playing video games in various stages of undress (I know, I know, I’m subjecting you all to SUCH mistreatment and abuse, how can you stand it?) but… uh, fuck that line of thinking, if only because this new porn trend led to the creation of these photos of one of my all-time favorite internet softcore girls, the Filipina beauty Christine Mendoza, getting all topless and flirty in an arcade. Seriously, when they showed up in my inbox yesterday, I practically did a little dance, because I really love her that much. Plus, there’s some Marvel VS. Capcom action in the background, and it totally reminds me of how bad I was at that game, which somehow still manages to be a fond memory because I thought getting to play as Spiral was cool enough to overshadow the ass-kicking I always got. Um, anyhow, POINT BEING… Christine Mendoza is fucking gorgeous, and her playing around half-naked in an arcade? Heavenly.

Okay, normally I write my own descriptions (if they can truly be called descriptions, since half the time I start rambling about video games or something instead…) for my galleries over at Tales Of Hentai, but whoever is writing the teaser blurbs for new Hollywood hentai site Gogo Celeb has been making me laugh so hard that I’m gonna have to go ahead and just copy/paste their introduction to this collection of kick-ass Fantastic Four hentai. Make no mistake, I’m not calling the actual content hilarious (it’s actually really well done and hot as fuck), but… well, just read it and I think that you’ll understand:

“You haven’t seen how Reed and Sue’s honeymoon went until now! Sure it’s just the two of them fucking, but when Reed goes elastic, the screwing’s fantastic! See this husband-and-wife team go in for the kinkiest sex positions you never thought they could do — they’re so nasty, we’re sure that the Thing would definitely turn rock-hard when he sees these two!”

Heh. Told you so. But you know what, when a site’s churning out stuff of this caliber and quality, they can say as much corny shit about it as they want - in short, Gogo Celeb is just that fuckin’ rad.

I’ve always found Indian women to be some of the most gorgeous girls on the planet, and the incredible Sunny Leone is no exception. With her just-right curves and kissable lips, I really think that she’s one of the greatest beauties in the entire adult industry, to be completely honest. So even though I’ve never seen Sunny look any less than super hot, I still think that she looks completely amazing in this soft, romantic nude photoshoot she did on her balcony. Yeah, her tits and ass look fucking fantastic, but what really does it for me is how alluring her long, dark hair looks - it’s just the right length to brush across her perfectly pink nipples, which is a look that I think is just really… arousing, to say the least. Even better, I hear that Sunny is recently single, so uh, call me and maybe we can recreate this photoshoot on MY balcony! I know, I know… I can dream, right?

Okay, guys, it’s time to come clean. How many of you out there watched The Devil Wears Prada solely because of Anne Hathaway? I mean sure, the movie was great (at least I thought so, but then again I’m a beauty product loving, Vogue-addicted girl and had already read the book multiple times, so I’m pretty much the exact demographic that the movie was aimed towards…), but seeing a girl of her hotness caliber in thigh-high leather boots didn’t hurt, either. But you know what’s even better? The fact that newly-minted fake celeb nude website Celeb Defamer turned their photoshop skills onto a truly heaven-sent task: Anne Hathaway nudes. So if you’ve needed a little bit of help when it comes to indulging your fantasies when it comes to the brunette beauty, well… I’d say that you’re in luck, because Celeb Defamer has definitely delivered.

I love Brooke Marks. Really, I do. She’s one of my favorite girls in the entire niche of “hot teens who take off their clothes on the internet”. I could write a stalkerish essay on why, exactly, I love her so much, but in the spirit of saving time, I’ll just sum it up into a few concise bulletpoints: she’s gorgeous, she’s hilarious, she’s an internet nerd & thus is totally content to e-hang out with her site members, she looks like a younger/hotter version of Amanda Tapping (yes, I’m a Stargate nerd), she has an incredible body, she puts on awesome webcam shows and makes even better videos, and finally, she looks damn near perfect in this candy bikini. Positively edible, indeed.

So, why exactly is Latina bombshell Jessica Burciaga hanging out half-naked in her kitchen sink? Is she doing the dishes with her feet or something? But… that still doesn’t explain why she’s licking a Ring Pop (like you need an excuse for that, though, those things are delicious as fuck) and surrounded by junk food… maybe she’s finally snapped from all the, uh, stress of being a Bunny blackjack dealer at the Palms hotel in Las Vegas (take heed, stalkers)? Or… maybe, just maybe, I’m the one being crazy by trying to apply too much logic to a photo set of a super-hot chick taking her top off. Yeah, that’s probably the case… so I’m going to concede, now, and just sit back & enjoy the hotness that is Jessica Burciaga, regardless of what she’s doing. I suggest that you do the same.

From the journal of Aria Valentino: “I was so excited to see the boss today because he always has something fun in store for me. So before he got there I put on my fishnet one piece outfit that just barely covers my tantalizing 32 G cup titties that he loves so much. I opened the door and his eyes almost popped out of his head. I made him sit and watch me dance to see just how horny I could make him. Well, my plan worked. But after a few minutes I felt my plan was working more on me because all I wanted to do was suck him off. Overwhelmed, I threw him on the bed, pulled out his hard cock and gave him one of the best blowjobs he’s ever had. It felt so good that he spat out his juices all over my tits in no time flat. Short and Sweet. Maybe my plan worked a little too well…”

I’ll be honest - I wasn’t really expecting to find galleries full of nude girl gamers at MET-ART. I mean, they’re more known for being the go-to website for classic, artful softcore featuring gorgeous Eastern European women. But, you know, I was wrong. I admit it. And I’ve never been quite so happy to be proven incorrect as when I stumbled upon this photo set - titled “Everyday” (it’s a fucking MASSIVE gallery, by the way - this is like, 1/8 of the photos from it, tops) - of fan favorite MET-ART model Iga A. posing nude with a red N64. Now, who knows if she’s ever actually played any N64 games (though there are a few images where she certainly looks focused enough that she might very well have been actually gaming), but, really… who cares? She’s beautiful, she’s naked, and she’s playing video games. Let’s just leave it at that.

If you don’t know who Jade Starr is… well then you’re a bad, bad alterna girl fan! I’d make some joke about how you need to be punished - preferably by Jade herself - and how you would probably like that, but that would be too predictable, right? Besides, we have other, more important things to discuss: like how awesome this photoset of Jade Starr & her gorgeous, super-sexy Filipina fetish friend Rae Malaya going all Josie And The Pussycats (uh, the lesbian porno version, of course) is! Now, as much as a guilty pleasure I find Nicole Scherzinger to be, I’d totally be WAY more into the Pussycat Dolls if this was the kind of look that they rocked. I’m sure I’m not alone on that…

Do you believe in fate? Asian-American beauty Angela says that she believes in destiny, and now that she’s started getting naked for girl-next-door softcore site Rookie Babe, I’m finding myself thanking whatever cosmic force convinced her to do so. Because, seriously, the girl is stunning. She works as a sales associate somewhere in Los Angeles, what do you want to bet her store is full of guys just hanging around, drooling over her? Little do they know that they can just check out Angela’s Rookie Babe profile to chat with her or just grab all of her strip-tastic photos, videos, wallpapers, and the like. But you DO know, so what are you waiting around here for?