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I don’t know what this says about my body image, but this virtual babe from My Nude Toons seriously has my ideal body. Hourglass figure, big, round boobs, wide hips, and a cute round butt. Actually, I don’t think that says anything bad about me at all, now that I think about it… I think I have the genetics to be able to look similar to that when I’m in top shape. Not gonna lie, this is the kinda thing I picture when I’m working out. Um, that and Rangiku from Bleach, no joke. But enough about me and my fitness aspirations – I’ve posted a few girls from My Nude Toons before and I’m always blown away by how amazing the quality is of their girls. Seriously, look how perfectly realistic and fantastic those digital boobs are! Whoever’s doing the design work at that site must have a wonderful, thorough appreciation of big, natural boobies. I’m just glad that he (or she, I don’t know) has decided to share their knowledge and skills with us through the creation of super-hot 3D babes like this one!

It’s only fitting that dark-cocoa skinned babe Apples is one of the Burning Angel girls, because she’s smoking hot! Sorry, I couldn’t help it… sometimes the puns hold me hostage unless I post them. I SWEAR. Anyhow, Apples is a mega-hot chick, who, according to her profile page at the Burning Angel site, enjoys sashimi, the Harry Potter series, IKEA, The Princess Bride, whips, and shower sex with skater boys. Sounds like my kind of girl! She’s already got 350+ photos up at the site, with (hopefully) plenty more on the way, and she’s also an active member of the BA community. So if you feel like getting to know this gorgeous black goddess… go stalk her there! What are you waiting for?? 

So today is April 20th – more commonly known as 4/20, the official holiday for all lovers of the Cannabis family of plant life. Did that sound classy enough? Anyhow, in celebration, here’s an amazing photoshoot from alterna/goth website Barely Evil that is porn in more ways than one: sure, the lusciously curvy and pale-skinned beauty called Superna is absolutely exquisite in every way (that hourglass figure of her inspired plenty of lust AND jealousy within me), but all the potheads out there will probably be just as fixated on her two heaping plates of weed. I’m sure that you can come up with about a billion different fantasies based on these pictures, so I’ll just leave y’all to it and wish you a happy 4/20 – and if you dig this girl and want to see more goth hotties, check out the Barely Evil archive at our sister site, Lux Alterna!

I’m sorry, but assuming that it was, in fact, an ex-boyfriend who submitted these photos of Angel to girlfriend/amateur website Revenge TV… what kind of fucking idiot would you have to be to dump a girl that looks like THAT? Seriously, Angel is so beyond smoking hot that anyone who would leave or cheat on her needs to check into a mental health facility, stat. The only way that this is acceptable is if she herself posted the photos, or if the guy who submitted them got dumped by her and this is his revenge… any other scenario implies that the boyfriend/ex-boyfriend is dumb. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad as hell that the photos made it online via Revenge TV because… I mean, just look at her. I’m just trying to rationalize how on earth someone could let a hottie like that get away. Gorgeous.

I am a total sucker for pink hair – whether it’s a girl rocking a full head of cotton-candy hued locks, or just some hot pink streaks like Azrael here from Burnt Film has, it’s always a way to grab my attention. To be completely honest, though, Azrael could probably have the blandest hairstyle ever (I initially typo’ed that as “blondest” – Freudian slip maybe, since I tend to prefer brunettes and redheads?) and that body of hers would still make me stop and stare. If you’ve paid attention to my ramblings over the years, you’ll know that I love, love, love it when a girl has the slim waist/big hips ratio… and Azrael DEFINITELY has that going on, along with a perfectly cute little booty that looks just plain awesome in her lacey turquoise boyshorts… another one of my favorite looks. That’s it, Burnt Film must be comprised of a bunch of psychic photographers, because they keep producing shoots like this with girls who are EXACTLY my type. Um, keep it up, please?

I’m not gonna lie, when I was younger and the Super Nintendo first came out, only one of my friends had it… and it’s no coincidence that she’s the one who’s house I always wanted to stay the night at. I can still remember the looks of exasperation she’d give me when I’d beg for another game of Super Mario World while she wanted to talk about boys and ask her Ouija board about… more boys. Uh, sorry about that. Anyhow, looks like I have a kindred spirit when it comes to loving the SNES – blonde Canadian cutie GND Cali still rocks her old SNES system, and as you can see in these photos chronicling her Super Nintendo inspired striptease, she’s got quite the collection of old games… considering she’s basically rolling around naked in a pile of SNES and GameBoy cartridges, even using them as makeshift bras and… putting them in her panties? Okay, so GND Cali clearly loves her SNES way, way more than I ever did… but that’s hot, right? 

Blonde Czech babe Marketa Belonoha is pretty much the epitome of what someone means when they refer to a “statuesque beauty” – tall, long, lean, and gorgeous… actually, she reminds me of Tricia Helfer in that way, thought Marketa gets more naked more often even than BSG’s Six model, so… she’s better? I think? Well, whatever: this photoshoot from her personal website is called “Magic”, and yeah… I think she looks pretty damned magically delicious in her tiny silk nightie and matching lace boyshorts. Seriously, is there anything better than lace boyshorts on a fantastic ass like Marketa’s? I think not.

Whenever I find a REALLY good photo set, for some reason I totally hoard it for awhile… I keep putting off posting it for ages, until it finally hits me that THERE IS NO DAMN POINT TO SAVING GALLERIES LIKE THAT. I mean, really, what am I waiting for? Anyhow, in a happy coincidence, this is one of said amazing galleries – it features a scorching hot Asian bunny hostess who seems to be quite in love with scantily-clad self-portraits… and since it’s Easter Sunday, I figure there’s no better time to finally break down and share these awesome pictures with the rest of the world than today, since she’s rocking bunny ears in a few of the photos. The images come from Me & My Asian, an amateur self-submitted/ex-girlfriend website dedicated to Asian babes that I have become totally and completely obsessed with… and with good reason - Me & My Asian has so many hotties that it’s kind of ridiculous. RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME. Hee. Happy Easter, everybody!

I had a really, really hard time picking with photo to use as the lead-in on the main page for this gallery… I (obviously, if you’ve seen the main blog) ended up deciding on photo #8, because I love the attitude, the good view of her tats/titties, and… the carrot… but let me tell you – #6 really brings the lols (in a good, sexy way, of course) so hard that I almost went with that… seeing Erotic BPM babe Ruby hopping in mid-air, carrot between her teeth and her hands bent like little bunny paws… it kinda kills me dead, you guys. Photoshoots like these remind me of why I love the alterna niche so much… tough chicks who aren’t afraid to be goofy AND sexy at the same time just melt my heart, what can I say? And Erotic BPM has that kinda thing in spades…

When it comes to Ashley’s Candy, I’m struck by two things: one, you can always count on her for an awesome, amateur-sexy themed cam show for whatever the holiday – in this case, Easter – and two… gosh, she’s tan! But that’s part of her appeal, no? And bronzed skin or not, I think that Ashley makes an excellent Easter bunny – I’m loving the pink booty shorts complete with a little white bunny tail! Actually, now that I look closer, I think that it’s some sort of skimpy pink… jumpsuit? Would that be the right term? I dunno, but somehow it’s even hotter knowing that there’s only one piece of clothing involved… it makes her Easter striptease all the more efficient!