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Okay, let’s get the obvious out of the way first – what do you think the odds are, that at some point during this photoshoot, newcomer Ember Reigns took a page from The Lonely Island’sbook and yelled, “I’M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER” – or at the very least, some other quote from the super-trendy parody rap (if you’ve been living under a rock and have no clue what I’m talking about - here you go)? But, uh, anyhow - Ember Reigns is like, the college/post-grad version of that one chick in high school who was super popular, super-hot, and super-blonde… so if you ever had an unrequited crush on that type of girl, now you can see what would happen if she suddenly decided to tear her clothes off and show the entire world her great tits and sex skills. So, you know, it’s kind of awesome.

Reading this bunch of Megan Fox versus Angelina Jolie stan craziness (and this groupie report, for the Shia LeBeouf fans) reminded me that there’s only two days until Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen hits theaters. I go back and forth on how I feel about star Megan Fox – I mean, I know she’s hot, but I’m still kinda sore at her for calling Wonder Woman lame – yes, I know that’s a totally nerdy reason to dislike someone, shut up – but I do love me some Shia and I did really enjoy the first movie, so I’m pretty pumped to see how the sequel turns out, and I know that I can’t be the only one. So to bring everyone’s excitement for the movie to a whole new level, here’s some Transformers-themed sex toons from Gogo Celeb, featuring both the two human stars AND all of their giant, robotic friends getting in on all the action!

I am so loving this new trend of new solo girls launching their sites complete with gamer themed photo sets & videos – here’s Hailey Hardcore, a somewhat recent addition to the solo girl pantheon, and apparently she’s a Xbox 360 kinda girl… which I totally support. No hints given as to what she was playing – or if she was actually, genuinely playing anything at all, but let’s not ruin the fantasy with things like critical thinking – but she does look pretty damned focused in a few of the shots. I’m going to imagine that she’s kicking some douchebag ass in Call Of Duty or something, since I recently renewed my Gold account and I’m still kinda salty about all the bizarre messages I’ve been getting from socially inept gamers who can’t take a girl beating them or even playing the same games as them (if you have no clue what I’m bitching about, check out this post for a good idea, courtesy of the lovely Tracey John). But, uh… that’s neither here nor there, so before I get too ridiculously off topic, just… enjoy Hailey Hardcore and her naked gamer girl-ness! I wonder if she watched E3 while naked, too?