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If you’ve ever wondered what the textbook definition for “devastatingly gorgeous” would look like, then you’ve finally found the answer in one Lanisha Cole. I mean, just look at her! Even when she’s just standing there, you’re overwhelmed by how hot she is. Luckily for those of us who enjoy ogling sexy black women, the Panama-born Lanisha has made her career as a music video babe. So far, she’s appeared in videos by the likes of Jon B., Pharrell, Mystikal, N.E.R.D., The Roots, and Tyrese, among others. So she definitely fits in at Music Video Beauties, right? Which rules, because it means that not only does MVB have a big stash of her photoshoots & videos there already, but we can also expect more to come in the future… and in my book, more Lanisha can only be a good thing!

If there’s one thing that I’ve figured out when it comes to my love of cooking reality shows, it’s that the hot chicks always seem to flock to Top Chef rather than Hell’s Kitchen – poor Gordon Ramsay always finds himself surrounded by a bunch of average-to-ugly wannabe chefs who may or may not be able to cook at all (for a perfect example, see Season 5′s Lacey). Luckily for us foodies, Hustler has stepped in to save the day and bring some sizzling hotties into the competition! Their parody porn, called This Ain’t Hell’s Kitchen XXX, features Aiden Starr, Callie Dee, Kagney Linn Karter, Kylee Reese, Missy Stone and Veronica Rayne as they do anything & everything to land a spot in Gordon’s kitchen. “You don’t become one of the world’s best chefs by being nice. To be in my kitchen you better be able to take it in the ass, follow direction and fuck hard.”

What’s better than a hot redhead? Well, how about a hot super-detailed virtual redhead babe, “genetically engineered” to be drop-dead gorgeous? Because that’s a pretty good summary of this cutie from 3D Fuck Sluts. Though I do have to ask… what’s with the weird skirt? It sort of looks like a kilt that got attacked by rabid wolves… oh well, I guess it doesn’t matter since it allows you a better look at that perfect pussy of hers. So, next question – why does the background look like she’s in Silent Hill or something? Like, yeah, look at me, I’m a hot redhead and I’m going to go on a half-naked stroll with my weird skirt and stockings and heels through this dilapidated, abandoned town… yeah, that sounds like a good idea… um. I know, I know… I’m putting way too much thought into this. After all, she’s sexy as hell and that’s what counts, right?

These photos of Brooke Skye play to so many of my weaknesses, it’s almost as if the photoshoot was custom-made to drive me crazy (and considering that Brooke DOES do custom shoots/videos on request, it’s not even that far-fetched of an idea)… No, seriously, let’s run down the list here: loose pigtails, check. Gorgeous, sunny smile… check. Green and yellow track jacket that reminds me of the super-hot P4 babe Chie Satonaka… check. Long, lean, lithe body type that still manages to feature one hell of a bubble butt? Check! It’s like my own sexy kryptonite, in teenage hottie form. Jeez.

If I have any particular sport that I fetishize more than all the others, it would definitely be archery. I don’t know what it is about a hot chick with a bow and arrow, but I find it just so extremely hot that I can hardly express it properly! So when I saw this update at the Molly’s Life website, featuring blonde hottie Molly and her brunette friend Danni, I practically drooled a little. Seriously! But I mean… just LOOK at these photos and tell me they’re not some of the best shit you’ve ever seen. Hot chicks getting naked, posing all badass with their bows, hell, Molly’s even got a target airbrushed onto her perfect pussy! And then, of course, it all leads to some scorching hot lesbian action. I… I just… it’s so beautiful…

I’ve really been getting into The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya this past month – I’ve already burned through the original season, and have been watching translated versions of the newest episodes online. I’ve even bought the first of the “light novels” and will probably grab some of the mangas as well. In other words, I’m already hopelessly addicted. So of course I hit the search engines, looking for some quality Haruhi-inspired hentai… and look what I found at none other than one of my favorite sites, Hentai Games For Adults! The game is called something long and weird like “The Sexy After School Times Of Haruhi Suzumiya,” and it features Haruhi – of course – as well as Mikuru Asahina and my personal favorite character, Yuki Nagato. As a sort of teaser, here are a few of the images from Haruhi’s chapter. I might put up the other girls later, but I figured that since Haruhi seems to be the most popular, I’d start with her. You can see the rest and actually download and play the game at Hentai Games For Adults right now, though.

I’ve been meaning to start a multiracial/mixed girls website for the longest time, since almost all my favorite porn stars & web models are mutts (like myself – wait, that sounds pretty arrogant, huh?). Case in point: the half-Swedish, half-Trinidadian super-babe Ivy Black. She’s so hot that she pretty much reduces my brain to a pile of quivering goo. I feel like we should put up posters of her in areas where people are still resistant to interracial dating, because maybe if they realize that girls like Ivy Black are the end result to mixing vanilla and chocolate, they’ll finally get on the bus, son, and join me in my opinion that mixed people = the hottest, hands down. And then everyone will be happy and we’ll stop fighting race/culture based wars and it will all be thanks to one hot ass naked chick. PORN FOR WORLD PEACE!

Yay, it’s that time again – yet another new, cute girl has decided to get nude on the internet for us! This time it’s a blonde camgirl type who is calling her website Got Kali (she admits that she wasn’t creative enough to think of a good pseudonym, so there you have it). She kind of reminds me a bit of Kate Hudson in profile, and since Kate’s pretty hot, that rules. Also, she’s got a really great ass and some nice round tits… which she’s kind enough to show off in this particular photoset featuring some sexy, amateur-style mirror shots. Overall, I’d say that Got Kali makes a good addition to the world of internet porn!

The newest movie addition to the Harry Potter pantheon arrives in theaters this week, and what better way to help celebrate than with some hot Gryffindor-inspired cosplay? Sexy brunette Georgia Jones gives us a glimpse into the live of “Harriette Potter” – the sexy girl wizard alter ego that was dreamed up to satisfy the sexual desires of Cosplay Divas members. Now, I’ve been crushing on Georgia since the first time I saw her, but the fact that she’s into cosplay? Just solidifies her status as a major playor in my daydreams. Plus, any girl who can pull off those ridiculous, round glasses and still manage to look positively smoking hot? That’s a keeper right there.Cosplay Divas, you fucking rock.

Hmmmhmmmhmm. One of the girls in this Suicide Girls photoshoot, I’ve know since we were small enough to play “jungle” with a bunch of stuffed animals in trees. But I’m not telling which girl it is, because I’m feeling randomly ornery today. So there, I guess? Uh, anyhow, this photoshoot is way badass – around 70 photos of some of the hottest Suicide Girls re-enacting one of the many iconic scenes from Fight Club, only with an erotic twist – hot alterna chicks, topless and groping each other. I can only hope that this signals the beginning of a bunch of sexy movie parody shoots, because that would probably be the only thing that could make the Suicide Girls rule even harder than they already do, seriously.