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Korean beauty Almond Tease is SUCH a damned cutie, that it doesn’t matter what she’s doing – she practically radiates sparkles, sunshine, and sex appeal. I mean, just check out the happy smiles and goofy faces that she flashes the camera as she’s working out in her super-skimpy outfit… you can tell that she’s having a blast! But I guess that’s part of why she’s called Almond Tease, after all – she’s just so good at flirting with the camera and teasing her fans. Another reason would be that there’s no full-on nudity in this particular set… but fear not, my lustful readers, if you go to her website there’s plenty of pix & vids of her not only totally nude, but also doing hardcore sex scenes as well! So, yes… one could say that this gallery was just a warm-up?

I’d have to say that Pocahontas is tied with Princess Jasmine for my favorite Disney Princess… I’ve always been more into ethnic and darker-skinned girls, so that’s no surprise. Alice In Wonderland isn’t bad for a blonde, blue-eyed girl, though… and the rendering of an adult Alice that Cartoon Valley has come up with is just amazingly sexy! Judging from the mischevious smirk on Alice’s face, I’d wager that she’s the one who has seduced our pure, naive Native American princess into this lesbian tryst… but it does certainly seem that Pocahontas is enjoying every minute of their rendezvous! And as always, the art style is just phenomenal. Cartoon Valley never disappoints on that front, though – they’re consistently incredible. If you’re a fan of Disney porn or just cartoon sex in general, you definitely owe yourself a visit to their website!

You know what’s really funny? Right as I got settled in to write this description for this gallery of Danielle FTV, my iTunes (which I almost always have set on random) decided to start playing Loreena McKennitt’s version of Greensleeves – how appropriate! It’s both medieval/Celtic in feel, and, well… Danielle is wearing a dress with long, flowy green sleeves. This can only mean one thing: My iTunes program is sentient, and thinks Danielle is just as hot as I do! But seriously, musical coincidences aside, this really is a gorgeous photo set. Danielle looks absolutely stunning in her Renaissance Faire-esque green dress and that wreath of flowers and ribbons in her hair… and the lush greenery surrounding her really fits the mood. Though, notice in picture #14 that there’s a hiker in the background… I think she’s being a bit naughty and doing all this posing & flashing at a public park! I love it!

Okay, the ass on Kelly Divine officially puts the likes of J. Lo and the Kardashian sisters to shame… to give you an idea of how huge her booty is, the girl has D-cup tits… but when compared to her butt, they look almost small. I mean, the girl’s got a 40? hip measurement… that’s just… insanity. Thank the gods of curves that somebody convinced her to start on internet porn, because now we get to see Kelly showing off all her assets on a near-daily basis! And apparently, she has some very ass-tastic girlfriends as well… check out the body on her brunette girlfriend, Ricki, in these photos. Seriously, there’s so much booty in these pix, it should almost be illegal, because it might give you a heart attack caused by too much hotness. Or something. I don’t know, I’m mesmerized by the ass, sorry…

Here’s some top secret info: once upon a time, I got a lap dance. Okay, so nowadays it’s not so rare for girls to go to the strip club, but apparently it’s still seen as intriguing when you mention something like that to a guy. It was actually kind of funny – the girl and I were just having a totally normal conversation while she was rubbing all up on me… that’s probably not very sexy at all, huh? So let’s distract ourselves from my failed anecdote and hand things over to blonde bombshell Malloy Martin, who happens to be getting a positively sizzling lapdance in these photos from one smoking hot brunette stripper. I don’t know the name of the girl who is teasing Malloy in this set, but she looks remarkably like Karlie Montana, IMO. That, or some combination of Miley Cyrus and Khloe Kardashian, except legal and with a better body. And Malloy, of course, has that sort of super va-va-voom glamour to her look that’s reminiscent of the late 90’s/early 2000’s Jenna Jameson… you know, back when Jenna was hot and didn’t look like a foot thanks to meth and eating disorders. Um, I’m totally rambling today, why is that? I’ll, uh, just be going over here now…

I feel like half my posts here on Sex Is Better In 3D have been showcasing girls from 3D Fuck Sluts, but it’s for a good reason… they just keep putting up galleries & videos of new virtual babes that I just find so smoking hot, I can’t resist sharing them with you guys… I mean, I know I’ve stated before that I sort of have a thing for pink hair on anime and video game characters, and it carries over into my 3D porn preferances as well… but this particular beauty from 3D Fuck Sluts is more than just a pretty face and pastel-colored hair… she’s got boobs. And not just any boobs…awesome boobs. And they look ridiculously perfect in her black fishnet lingerie. See for yourself!

Okay, let’s make this quick and dirty – I just got Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble for the PSP in the mail, and it’s calling my name… like, “Sarah, stop looking at hot stoner chicks taking off their clothes… you waaaaaaant to turn me on and run around Kyoto punching people and shooting laser beams from your eyes and kneeing people in the groin while dressed as a giant Banana…” …No, seriously, it’s totally saying that. Right now. And yes, those are all parts of that game. I’m not high, I swear. But Kayden 420might be, given her name. Well, regardless, she’s pretty cute and she’s taking off her Jagermeister top (free bar swag rules, huh Kayden?) and showing off her nice body and awesome tattoos… oh yes, and those rather rocking tits of hers. Nice!

I’m feeling pretty emo and shitty and worthless today, so here’s how it’s gonna be. I’m going to cheer myself up by posting hot photos of multi-racial beauty Ivy Black parading around half-naked in some New York-looking neighborhood, and there’s nothing you can do about it. She’s one of my all-time favorite solo girls, cements my theory that mixed girls are always the hottest, and she’s indulging my public nudity/flashing fetish, so I think that today, Ivy Black is exactly what I need. It won’t fix things, but at least ogling her will make me forget my problems for awhile…

Holy loly, this update from Baby Got Boobs is both hot & hilarious all at the same time. No offense to my LAN party attending gamer comrades, but this is definitely a fantasy… but then again, that’s what sites like Baby Got Boobs are for, right? “Reality” porn – though I do have to give them credit, you can tell that at least someone working on this shoot has spent some quality time around college-aged geeks. There’s quite a few small, background details that are just so… right. Anyhow, the basic premise of this hardcore update is that curvy brunette hottie Erin Marxxx heads over to play some computer games with her nerdy friends. Of course, as she’s the only girl, gets ogled nearly half to death. Suddenly older brother Levi shows up and acts like a big jerky cock, making fun of everyone, and eventually walking off with one of the boys’ computers. Erin chases after him in anger to give him shit, but he talks her into sucking and fucking him. That’ll teach him to make fun of gamers… wait, what?

This gallery from Anime Illustrated perfectly combines two of my current obsessions: Tsuruya-san fromThe Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya and her long, green hair; and hot elf-on-elf action (I’m currently playing Dragon Age: Origins, and my female Dalish Elf character invites the other elf party member, Zevran, to her tent for awesome sex scenes). Oh, wait, make that three things… since big anime boobies are pretty much always in style for me, and this elf chick’s definitely got some great tits.