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Frequent visitors to Gamer Fetish may have noticed a recent addition to the main page’s sidebar – a chatbox where you guys can post requests, comments, or whatever the fuck you feel like. Anyhow, one of the first requests was for nude photos of, um, yours truly, because “Oh, c’mon, any porn star can pose with a Guitar Hero guitar. We’re all fetishing for real gamer girls who are geeky enough to write porn blogs” – well, I have no plans of getting naked, but I can still sort of fulfill that request anyhow. This gallery features Athena Hollow, geeky gamer girl extraordinaire and the owner and brains behind Geek Girls Online. So yeah, I think she fills that request, right? Anyhow, here she is playing with her Nintendo DSi, using the camera function to take naughty pix – the photos here are a mix of the actual stuff off of the DSi, as well as images of her doing the posing and photographing. Hope you like it, anon, and here’s the obligatory link to the Geek Girls Online main site. Have fun!

So I’ve recently discovered The Non-Adventures Of Wonderella, and in honor of how much I love both Dana Price and Diana Prince, here’s a super-busty blonde wearing some skimpy Wonder Woman pajamas! Well, that is, if you can even properly call a super-tight tank top & star-spangled panties “pajamas”… anyhow, the girl in question is British hottie In Bed With Faith, and those are some totally awesome 32GG tits that she’s rocking. And considering that she only clocks in at a dimunitive 5’4″, that’s sort of ridiculous. But amazing. Let’s call that her super power… I hereby officially dub her “Boobarella” because I am totally and 100% the most creative naming person on the internet. Also I really just want to go play Mass Effect 2 now so let’s just end this here, okay?

I’ve never read any of the Twilight books or seen any of the movies, but considering that I’m a diehard ONTD-er, I might as well have… I know far too much gossip and such about Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner to even pretend to be above the whole phenomenon any longer. And can I tell you guys a secret? Um, I saw some of the pages from the soon-to-be-released Twilight graphic novel, and… I sort of want to read it now. I don’t even know why. Maybe there’s some background hypnotism going on, or maybe I’m developing Stockholm Syndrome from all the ONTD posts about the series, but… there it is. I’ve admitted it. Now, I’ll distract you with some porn! Gogo Celeb saves the day once again… sort of? Anyhow, this is a x-rated toon parody version of the New Moon movie… which basically translates to a Jacob/Bella/Edward threesome. No need to be Team anybody in particular when they’re all fucking each other anyway, I guess!

Asian porn hottie Mai Ly is in no means a newcomer to the industry – she’s had solo girl sites in the past and even done some hardcore (though she herself has stated that she doesn’t plan to do more – but that could change if we all cross our fingers and wish really hard, maybe), but I have to say… her new official website, Touch Mai is easily her at her best. I swear, she just gets hotter and hotter, and with her current look and the high-quality photos & videos she has on this new site, she reminds me so much of a curvier version of G4′s Olivia Munn… which is a huge compliment, since I love me some Munn and think she’s easily one of the hottest chicks on the planet. And now Touch Mai has landed herself on the superhottie list as well!

I am totally enamored with these photos of Gamer Fetish regular Misty Gates for a few reasons – and one of them is boring and girly. Those pigtails are hot, and I need to figure out how I can get my hair to do that, too! Though doing so successfully might make me feel a little “single white female”, since I already took Misty’s advice on what razor to use too when shaving my legs and, um, lady parts (spoilers: it’s that crazy, five-bladed vibrating one that Gillette makes, and it rules). Okay, I need to stop turning this gallery into, like, #beautychat, because this is a fucking porn site, not a girly message board, right? So, um, yeah. I’m loving the tight Nintendo Power tee that she’s got on… I actually subscribe to that magazine. Big surprise, right? They keep having articles about Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey, which I’m super excited about because the MegaTen games = my favorite game franchise… apologies go out to my former #1, the “Tales Of” series, you’ve been dethroned after Namco Bandai decided to NOT localize Hearts, Graces, Radiant Mythology 2, or Vesperia PS3 because they hate America/money… holy shit, derailed again. What is with me today?? Okay… Misty Gates, Nintendo Power, sexy pigtails, awesome body, two 360s!!!, video game schwag, Halo 3 in the background… that about sums it up. I’m afraid to go into any more detail at risk of making this the longest gallery description EVER, so I’ll just stop here.

One of my favorite things about AMBYA is their tendency to do at least one no-frills photoshoot with each model, where you can just enjoy their natural gorgeousness without any gimmicky backdrops or over-the-top themes. I mean, I love me some themed porn, don’t get me wrong – I’m a biiiig fan of cosplay, for example – but sometimes, it’s just nice to focus solely on the beautiful nude girl in front of you, and nothing else. You can see exactly what I’m talking about in this photo of Carmen, a lovely, cocoa-skinned babe who bares it all for AMBYA’s cameras on a regular basis. Perfection.

I am totally half-asleep right now, so I’m not even sure why exactly it is that I’ve decided that NOW is the right time to post a gallery… but… fuck it. This blonde housewife is hot, so I’m gonna share these pix of her posing and flirting in her kitchen even if I crash mid-type. You’ll know, because there’ll just be this crazy string of like gdjsfkhjsdfl;jjjjjjjj from where my head hit the keyboard. Except, who would upload it if I fell asleep for you to even see that? Wait, I’m stupid. I’m sorry. Um, this is Michelle’s Bedroom, and she is very pretty and hot and sexy and all those flattering adjectives I would use to describe her if I were not so braindead at the moment! I’d tell you more about her, but… well, you know. Here is a helpful and convenient her amateur housewife/cuckold website if you want more photos, videos, and details about her that I am currently in no state to give you. Oh well, at least I tried, right… sort of?

Man, I don’t think that I will ever tire of Ember Reigns – the busty blonde solo girl keeps churning out amazing photo shoots & videos, covering everything from cosplay and hardcore… to corsets and big dildos, like in this particular photo set! And damn, does she ever look amazing in said corset… well, when you’re rocking 32FF tits, it’s pretty much a given that they’ll look phenomenal all pushed up and perky in a satin-and-leather minidress, huh? That body of hers really is just plain out of this world. And like the maraschino cherry on top of a pile of whipped cream, she’s also toying herself to an orgasm in addition to being a scantily-clad hottie. She also does hardcore stuff too that you can see at her site… so yeah, basically what I’m saying is that Ember rules and if you don’t dig her as much as I do, you should probably get your eyes checked. The end.

I’ll be frank: the dude in this gallery is SO not hot enough to deserve this shit. Way too skinny, bad complexion, no thank you. So let’s just pretend that you guys can like, do some Avatar-style stuff and transport yourself into this update, okay? Man, if only, huh? That sort of technology needs to be invented toute suite, because it would totally fucking rule. I’d bet there are plenty of guys (and girls) who’d love to be the ones playing mischevious sex games with petite Czech teen Little Caprice and all her equally-adorable girlfriends (including Sabrina Blond, who happens to be another Czech porn girl that I really love). So come on, science nerds, get to work! Well, that is, after you’ve finished enjoying yourselves by checking out Caprice’s sex party, of course…

So, my love of cartoon porn and hentai has given me another show that I should probably watch… while I was making this gallery of Avatar: The Last Airbender hardcore from XL Toons, I went searching for a way to identify the characters and stumbled upon the Avatar wikia… and upon reading it, the show actually sounds pretty interesting, and I’m betting that I’ll probably like Katara the best, since, thanks to the Ferines and Walter Delques, I’m a total sucker for any sort of water magic/people… and being a girl, I always gravitate to female characters. I’ll have to report back after I’ve watched some of this show and tell you guys if I was right, in the form of another Avatar gallery, no? Anyhow, enough about me… the characters featured here are Aang, Katara, Azula, Toph Bei Fong, and Zuko (who also looks kinda cool, I have to say).