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If you dig adult parodies of various pop culture phenomenons, you’ll probably love JKR Comics. The artist & his team have drawn x-rated versions of everything from Erin Esurance to the God Of War video games to former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin! I’ve collected a few previews of the sorts of goodies you can expect in their member’s area, trying to show off the range & quality of the artwork that JKR Comix puts out… I mean, I’m impressed. I’m also liking the sly humor that they manage to blend with the sexiness – check out the Esurance panels for a good example, it had me loling. Basically, I really like this guy and the stuff he’s putting out, so y’all should support him and go visit his page. The end!

So for the past month, my life has pretty much been dominated by Mass Effect 2 – first I played through as an Engineer-class redhead chick who banged Garrus, and currently I’m a hot black chick with Asian-looking green eyes Infiltrator class who is angling to fuck Thane. So basically, my Commander Shepard has an alien sex fetish, it seems – first a turian, now a drell. So in honor of Rise and Shaolin Shepard’s (named after Rise Kujikawa and Shaolin Fon, because yes, I am horribly nerdy) sexual tastes, here is some hot human-on-alien action, courtesy of Galactic Girls. I picked this set especially for two reasons: One, Evie Dellatossa is a hot-ass (literally, she has a great booty) Latina, and Two: the dude’s alien costume’s headpiece looks kinda like the mask Thane wears when you’re on a planet with a hostile atmosphere/climate. So it just made sense. Anyhow, enjoy, and if you haven’t played ME2 yet, GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW FOR SERIOUS GAWD.

I’ll be honest. I don’t know what game this girl is playing – I see an Xbox 360 controller and there are two shots of the game in the background, but I don’t recognize it. If you do, hit up the cbox with the answer. What I can tell you is that this girl is called Phoebe, and she’s one of the 35893496 bajillion babes that FTV Girls features. Seriously, click through that link and look at their model section – it’s so huge that, I dunno, your eyes might drown in hot chicks. I don’t know. I’m sick today and I took this totally gross Alka-Seltzer cold stuff and it tasted like I was drinking chemistry class and now my brain is half-shut off, so you’ll have to forgive me for not writing a particularly engaging blurb. A cute, petite blonde like Phoebe deserves better, but I’m just not all there today. My apologies.

Brunette newcomer Stacy Shey may have an awesome athletic body, but what really gets me is her eyes. There’s something… well, at the risk of sounding like a trite high school love poem… magical about them. They’re like, soft and sultry and playful and sweet and sexy all at once. At least, that’s how they seem to me. Can you tell that I’m sort of seriously taken by this girl? Um, anyways, enough of my embarassing gushing about her… So, uh, yeah, Stacy looks totally hot in these pictures of her all dolled up in Everlast gear, with a matching punching bag for her half-naked boxing practice! She really does have that not-too-skinny, not-too-thick athlete girl look, so I’m prone to believe that she might actually use all that fitness equipment in the background. Nice.

I know that Yurizan Beltran is Latina, not Armenian, but I still think that she looks an awful lot like Kourtney Kardashian (a high compliment – Khloe may be amazing and funny and have a great body, but Kourtney’s definitely the hottest sister, and I sort of don’t care about Kim…)… which is fitting, kind of, since she’s posing with Kelly Divine, who may be the only person on earth to have more booty than every single Kardashian put together. I’ve mentioned it before, but the fact that Kelly has 40″ hips is just plain mind-bending to me. In a good way, of course. Anyhow, Kelly’s website has loads of photos & videos featuring her in steamy lesbian makeout sessions, but I think that this set with Yurizan – a curvy, Mexican goddess in her own right – is definitely my favorite so far!