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I may have never played a Vocaloid game, but it’s hard to be any sort of fan of Japanese culture/anime and not know who Miku Hatsune is – she’s a goddamn phenomenon over there in Asia! And I’ve seen her do her version of the infamous leekspin dance, so the beginning of this video is not a reference lost on me. The videos here are from newly-launched JCosplay, which has a pretty self-explanatory name… they specialize in hardcore Japanese cosplay videos. Catering right to my tastes! This particular video features pretty Japanese gravure idol Miyu Hoshino dressed up as the aforementioned Miku and showing off her talents (not just dancing, obviously – 5/6 of these videos are hardcore) to one very lucky Vocaloid fan!

If you like your girls amateur and spicy, look no further: South American teen cutie Paola Diaz is so your type. She’s fresh-faced and real, and manages to have this totally innocent vibe even while she’s taking off her clothes for your viewing pleasure. It makes no sense, but that’s how it is, and it’s kinda… okay, well, really hot. Like, even here, where she’s wearing this undoubtedly sexy turquoise and black lingerie – complete with matching fishnets! – she still manages to look all angelic and virginal. Want more evidence? Check our her personal website for more photos of her being all hot and adorable all at once. Just makes you wanna do bad things to her, doesn’t it?

Okay, first of all… if you haven’t heard of the ceiling cat meme before, go educate yourself so that you can properly enjoy this new photoset from Misty Gates. For my fellow channers and such who already know about ceiling cat’s sneaky, masturbation-spying skills, let’s move onto the next evolution of this meme: now, ceiling MISTY is watching you masturbate. It’s true, look at the pix! And she’s even got cat ears on, so maybe we’re lead to believe that the reason she has such a gorgeous, long & lean body is because she’s secretly related to Longcat? Fuck, I think I’ve uncovered a conspiracy…

Quite often in my gallery write-ups for High Fantasy Hentai, I mention Judith from Tales Of Vesperia – I tend to use her as a sort of benchmark of hotness when it comes to fantasy anime girls. So I figure that it’s time for me to finally enlighten those of you who still don’t really know who she is, and convert y’all to the dark side of rabid Judy fandom! So here’s a bunch of smoking hot hentai and fanart that I’ve collected of her over the past few months… it’s not from any particular source, but if she strikes your fancy, you should go grab your own copy of Tales Of Vesperia now that it’s nice and cheap… although, if you speak/read Japanese and have a PS3, I’d suggest getting the imported version, since it adds two new party members, new dungeons, and just more game in general – but the English version is still worth buying if that’s not an option, don’t get me wrong! And not just for Judith… it’s a great game!

So, I run a few decently-sized mainstream websites, and the most popular one has a tendency to attract some pretty annoying fans. After two years of reading their crap almost daily, I decided to give myself a bit of a break – just a few weeks – from webmastering. But here I am weeks later, and I’m still dreading going back to… THAT site. I need inspiration, I need refreshment… I need… gamer girls? Well, in a sense. Truth be told, this photo set from recently-launched Party All Star has sort of rekindled my desires in more ways than one! Brunette model Kellie has a slightly exotic charm to her, and she’s posing with some retro Nintendo goodies, so that definitely adds some nerd heat to her look! Plus, Party All Star is run by bonafide gamer geek turned internet model Rachel Sexton, so I’m expecting more shoots and videos that will be catering to the tastes of yours truly as well as every other nerd fetishist out there. I totally approve!

Now that I’m almost caught up on Bleach (I’m on episode 235, only like forty more to go until I’m current!), I’m beginning to expand my anime horizons a bit: yesterday, for example, I watched the first five episodes of Lucky Star, and I’m also starting to watching Persona ~Trinity Soul~ and Durarara!! So maybe someday soon, I won’t be beginning every other post with, “I’ve never watched this anime, but…” – won’t that be exciting? But for now, it’s still the truth: I’ve never seen Love Hina, but I’m going to post this hentai gallery of main character Keitaro Urashima and the island princess Kaolla Su (in her transformed state, of course). Sauce is Radgasm, so as always, go there if you want to see more!

Let’s see: Velvet Hammer hypercaffeinated French Roast mixed with some of my homemade white chocolate cardamom creamer, topped off with a dollop of whipped cream and a few sprinkles of vanilla bean sugar. That’s what’s in my ideal cup of coffee, and it’s still nowhere near as sweet as these photos of boobielicious blonde Ember Reigns getting her early morning caffeine fix! But then again, coffee doesn’t have the advantage of a pair of 32FF tits busting out of a sexy, super-short, emerald-green nightie… type… thing (complete with a matching thong – that’s hot) like Miss Ember is rocking in this pictorial! So, yeah… that was never really a fair competition to begin with, I suppose…

I have a funny love-hate relationship when it comes to Anna Paquin – I used to love her to pieces, and would see anything that she was in (even that god-awful horror movie that I’ve since totally blocked from my mind)… but then after she managed to royally fuck up playing Rogue in the X-Men movie franchise, I sort of hated her – like so many other female comic book fans, Rogue was my younger self’s idol, so I was sorely disappointed by how lame-duck she ended up being in the movies. I know that’s not all Anna’s fault, but my nerdy side held a grudge, okay? But now that I’ve burned through all ten of the Sookie Stackhouse books, my weird dislike of Ms. Paquin is the only thing holding me back from seeing if I dig on the True Blood series as much as I love the books that inspired the series. If she fucks up two characters that I adore, I might permanently hate her, so I’ll post these fake nudes of her from Celebrity F before I end up hating on her too much to ever post pix of her again… on the other hand, if I do end up loving the show, I guess you can expect to see more of her here! Only time will tell, I guess…

The first time that I laid eyes on Brea Lynn, I was certain that she had to have some sort of Asian blood in her – those almond-shaped eyes, I thought, were certainly a sign of some Japanese or Chinese ancestry. But all I can find listed for her ethnicity is just plain ‘Caucasian’, so I guess I was wrong. Now that I think about it, though, I’ve met girls before that have similarly exotic features thanks to Eastern European backgrounds, so perhaps that’s where Brea got such a sultry gaze? I suppose it doesn’t really matter – hot is hot, no matter what the genetic ingredients, right? …Especially when the finished product looks this good in a tiny polka-dot bikini. Thanks, Digital Desire, you’ve got a winner here!

Unless you’re living under a rock, you probably know about Bravo’s Real Housewives Of ______ series. There’s Orange County, Atlanta, New York City, a possible DC one in the works, and of course, the super-scandalous New Jersey. NJ happens to be one of the two that I actually watch (along with Atlanta, Nene Leakes is hilarious), so when an email landed in my inbox trumpeting the arrival of the Danielle Staub sex tape at video on-demand service HotMovies, I… well, I wasn’t too surprised, to be honest. Danielle’s got quite the checkered past: she’s been a fashion model, drug addict/trafficker, stripper, escort, and has a host of felonies that include kidnapping among the most sordid! So why wouldn’t she add a sex tape to that list? I personally can’t stand this bitch, but for those of you (most) who don’t watch the show and want to see a real-life housewife and bona-fide MILF getting fucked in about 500 billion different ways, click the box image below to check it out!