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I just started watching Soul Eater today, and 5 episodes in & I’m already hooked. I can sort of feel a big old fangirl love for Death The Kid already starting to form… I also really love the older sister of his two gun girls, though I can’t quite remember their names yet. I love Netflix so hard for putting what looks like all the available seasons up for XBL streaming, so in celebration of my newfound addiction (because I can already tell that this is going to be A BIG THING for me, up there with Bleach and Durarara!!), I’ve brought along some Soul Eater hentai to share! Thanks go out to HentaiZa for being eerily prescient of my future addictions and having plenty of hentai and even a movie for this series already. Um, okay, let’s see how I do on the names: Maka and Soul and Blair, Black Star and Tsubaki, and of course, Death The Kid and one of his ridiculously bootylicious wonder twins… um… Patty, according to Wiki. So that means that the one that I like is Liz, but she’s sadly absent from this gallery. I’ll have to remedy that in the future~

At first glance, I thought that this was a cosplay of Myuria Tionysus, the ridiculously sexy Morphus mage from Star Ocean: The Last Hope (a game that I still need to finish, actually – I paused my playthrough in favor of finishing the PSP port of the first game). Google image her name, you’ll see what I mean almost instantly – the violet/purple hair and skimpy purple outfit are very similar. But apparently this particular gallery is actually more World of Warcraft than intergalactic, though hopefully Cosplay Erotica will continue their streak of doing rare video game cosplays and put a few of the Star Ocean girls into their lineup (Meracle, Ilia, and Reimi, plz). Since I don’t play WoW and am just going off the word of a friend that this is a WoW cosplay and not just some random faery/elven chick, forgive me if I’m mistaken. Anyway, the girl doing this cosplay is called Angela, and she’s apparently a total WoW/Final Fantasy head, so expect more awesome video game cosplay from her! I know that I, for one, can’t wait :3

I lived in a college party house and went out drinking almost every night for a couple of years, and that totally burned me out – I’ve completely gone to the opposite extreme now, and like to stay home and be happily boring while I post porn online instead of getting smashed at various bars and clubs… so that is to say, I’m not really sure if PBR is still the drink of choice for insufferable hipsters everywhere, and I find that I’m actually pretty happy to not know that for sure anymore… even if it does sort of cramp my ability to make au courant jokes about this gallery of Bailey Knox (who somehow manages to fluctuate between looking like a stereotypical college chick and Adriana Lima, wtf how is she doing that?) posing in a super-skimpy bikini with a metric fuckton of PBR in her fridge. So whatever, hipsters suck, with their PBR and their… music… and… stuff… gfdgkslfjgsdjk run-on sentences? I don’t even know what I’m writing anymore, look at the pix and then go to her website and leave me in peace while I work harder on my crotchety old person impression… Get off my internet lawn, as it were? Or something. Um, never mind.

This gallery of busty former-FTV-girl-turned-solo-babe is totally like an awesome mash-up of Katy Perry plus Alice In Wonderland. I have a strange love of candy-colored wigs on hot chicks, and that combined with the Alice cosplay (with bonus “absolute zone” – the area between skirt and stockings – another sexy cliche that I absolutely love) is sort of sending me to the stratosphere. Of AWESOME. Sorry, I just woke up, my brain filter has not yet booted up, it seems. Like, look at me being a dumb, I haven’t even told you guys her name yet! She’s Danielle FTV, if you weren’t already aware, and I love her lots because she has big lovely boobies and a penchant for two things I like: cosplay and public nudity. So yeah, I’d totally hang out with her. Maybe cook her some breakfast. Which I should probably be doing for myself right now, by the way. Instead of rambling on in this gallery’s text area and making you wonder when I’ll shut up. The answer is right now!

I disappeared for like a month and a half without warning, and while I’m not really willing to discuss why, I do come bearing a pretty nice make-up present, if I do say so myself. I’m normally not that into the overly “teeny” niche, but I have to admit that some of the girls that Pure 18 manages to land are just insanely attractive. Like the girl in this gamer-themed hardcore episode – she’s called Bliss Lei, and I think she’s adorable as hell. The guy’s actually of a far higher caliber than you usually see in straight porn, too… so basically, this is just an all-around win-win situation for me since it involves hot guys, a beautiful girl, hardcore porn and video games… and hopefully my much-neglected readers – if any of you are still out there, that is! – will enjoy it just as much as I do~