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If you read my gallery descriptions at all (and if any of you do is pretty questionable, since it tends to be rambling word vomit), you may have gathered that I am one of those sucky gamers who cannot deal with FPS without getting sick to my stomach. Possibly the worst incident of me trying and spectacularly failing to push through the seasick feeling because the game seemed so cool was when we rented The Orange Box – I tried Portal first and, like most people, totally loved the entire concept of the game. I tried to soldier through the way the viewpoint made my stomach flip… probably longer than I should have, because by the time that I gave in and gave up, I was doing shots of pepto and was so seasick that I sort of wanted to die. So when I flipped over to Half-Life 2 and saw that it was first-person, I said a few expletives and just shipped the disc back to GameFly. So, long story short, this is another gallery of which I have no in-jokes or real knowledge, because I couldn’t manage to actually play the game that it involves. I suck. Anyhow, this is Mea Lee from Cosplay Erotica looking pretty good as Alyx Vance from Half-Life 2, and that’s pretty much all I’ve got to say about it =P

I’m a fail Angelina Jolie fan – I tend to love all of her action movies, and yet I still haven’t gotten around to seeing Salt. And it’s not for lack of reminders, either – every time that I logged into XBL, for the longest time, there was that little ad about “Angeline Jolie peppers the bad guys” that would make me think that I needed to watch it… but later. Because I am literally so lazy that even watching movies can be procrastinated! Anyhow, Miss Jolie is doing more than “peppering” (I like to pretend that it’s an odd sexual innuendo and not just a play on the movie’s title, for the purposes of this gallery, at least) the guys in these comics – which feature her getting fucked while both in her Evelyn Salt look and her more normal, glamorous appearance. She kinda looks like Viorotica in the Salt pictures, I think. Famous Comics did a really nice job with this art – as they always do, really.

To be honest, I sort of don’t even know what to write for this update - Got Gisele is so beautiful that it’s sort of played out to talk about it at this point. Yeah, she’s megas hot, with an absurdly perfect body. She always dresses up for holidays, which makes me love her lots, but I’m certain that I’ve said that before. Dammit Gisele, quit being so awesome! It’s making it hard for me to think of words to describe you that aren’t just repetitive/thesaurus-y variations of “hot, sexy, flawless” and so on and so forth. And why do you look so cute with that cupid’s bow-and-arrow prop and all the romantic rose petals! Who gave you permission to be so lovely and perfectly decked out for Valentine’s Day??? I mean, you look gorgeous and all, but it’d totally ruin the weird pseudo-tsundere thing that I have going on to admit it (again)… j-just… um… Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone… and you too, Gisele =3

What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with a bunch of super-boobielicious, pink-haired anime babes? Okay, well, there are some brunettes in this gallery from Gogo Celeb as well, but who’s counting when they’re all so cute, right? My favorite is the girl with long, pastel-pink pigtails – the one who also happens to be stripping out of a cute schoolgirl sailor uniform to expose her effing giganto tits. The slightly nerdy-looking bespectacled & busty brunette is also pretty cute, though… just like a box of V-Day chocolates, it’s so hard to pick just one~

I’ve gushed so often about how much I love Viorotica that it’s probably getting old at this point… but I can’t help it, okay? It might just be a sign of how smitten I am, but I would swear that she somehow manages to look more beautiful each time that I see her, more stunning with each new photo set or camshow that she releases. Yeah, I’ve got it bad for her~ So who better to post as my Valentine’s Day update than the camgirl that I’d personally love to be my Valentine? The fact that she did this sultry pre-Valentine’s camshow, complete with pink lingerie and candy hearts scattered all over her bed, just means that it was meant to be, right?

This girl is beautiful, no doubt, and that’s why I’ve uncovered a bit of a mystery: does she go by Ashton Richards or Aston Richards? Her profile at I Heart Babes calls her both Ashton AND Aston, and my Google-Fu skills have uncovered a blog and twitter where she seems to use the Ashton name exclusively – but then there’s also this website, which certainly seems to be the same girl, if a bit younger and calling herself Aston. Maybe she realized that the name Aston opened itself up for too many Ass-town jokes and now she’s got darker hair, is shooting for places like IHB, and goes by Ashton? She’s a new face to me, but I’m sort of in love with her cute smile and total Summer Glau/Olivia Wilde-ish-ness, so I really want to track down more of her recent work. You know, for artistic appreciation purposes! So yeah, if any of you know which name is current and which site she appears on the most nowadays, please drop me a comment and let me know – for now, I’ll just keep her page at IHB bookmarked, as well as the previously linked official site for maximum internet creeping!

So if you’re a new-ish porn starlet, launching your own personal website, and one of the first photo sets that you upload has you stripping out of a badass Wonder Woman cosplay ensemble? Um, yeah, that’s pretty much the easiest way to get MY loyalty. Carlotta Champagne, ur doin it RITE. I mean, check out how good she looks in that little star-spangled outfit – that shit is definitely correct as fuck. I’m poking around her site right now, and Carlotta definitely seems to be my kind of chick – her photos/videos veer from total nerddom (this particular gallery is case in point) to randomly absurd (sexy Lady Gaga cosplay?) to the more traditional (schoolgirl outfits, bikinis on the beach). Plus, um, DAT BODY. So yeah, I’ve decided. Carlotta can definitely stick around. I like her!

I know that a lot of people have the opinion that the Japanese voice acting for a series is always superior by default, but I have to disagree – especially in the case of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. I’ve watched both version – I watched a good chunk of the Endless Eight arc before I ended up deciding to wait on watching the rest of Season 2 until it was dubbed, because our Kyon is perfection. Hell, even JYB, who is getting played out as fuck lately, still manages to do a pretty good Koizumi (and since Koizumi is my favorite character, I’m extra-picky when it comes to him). So that’s why I’m only now watching the second season. I did cheat and read all the fan-translated light novels while I was waiting, though. So yeah, I’ve gotten my hands on the season 2 English box set, so before I settle in for a long day of Haruhism (I, uh, might skip out on watching Endless Eight again, though…), here’s some SOS Brigade-approved porn to satisfy all you aliens, time-travelers, and espers out there! Source is HentaiZa, if you’re looking for more. Over~

I’ve done my fair share of gym-going – when I was in college, my dorm was right next to one of the phys centers, so my roommates and I would take all sorts of classes, from kickboxing to yoga, when we were bored. I do remember some girls that apparently were much braver than I and would wander around the women’s locker room buck naked – but I have to say, I never ran into anyone with so much shameless self-confidence in their body that they’d be daring enough to pull off what Janessa Brazil is doing in this photo set! But then again, she does have an almost infuriatingly perfect body, so I guess she can’t really be blamed for wanting to show it off to anyone who happened to walk over to her corner of the weight room. Janessa tends to do sneaky/naughty things like this all the time – she carries her iPhone everywhere with her and uses it for a lot of impromptu striptease photoshoots like this one – I wonder if she ever gets caught? But then again, if you were the one to stumble onto such a beautiful Brazilian babe in a situation like this, would you really bother to report her? I’d probably just stare, totally dumbstruck – at both her hotness & boldness!

Alongside the announcement that really matters (Tales Of Graces F is coming to America, finally! Expect a Graces hentai update in the future to celebrate~), Namco also recently revealed a new Pac-Man game is in the works for the Nintendo 3DS system. So, in honor of that delightful mash-up of old-school gaming icons and the cutting edge of 3D technology… here’s a naked chick! Wow, how unexpected, right? It’s not like that’s how we roll here at Gamer Fetish or anything. Um, more specifically, it’s Chase The Hottie, stripping down and posing with a Ms. Pac-Man arcade machine. The photoshoot seems to be taking place in some run-down, crummy pizza place or maybe even X-Entertainment’s Worst Game Room Ever, given the dim lighting, ugly decor, and cheap menu on the table next to Chase… and yet, this is an amateurish porn shoot – seediness isn’t only expected, it’s probably a bit encouraged. I really just brought it up in order to direct the 5 of you who haven’t ever visited X-E over to that article, I can’t even lie. I love Matt’s nostalgia-based snarking almost as much as I love naked video game girls!