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I’m in that age group that grew up with video games – the original Super Mario Brothers, The Legend Of Zelda, etc. And most of my male, gamer friends all say the same thing: their first big crushes were on the ladies of Nintendo. So when I found these retro-sexy, pin-up style pictures of various babes from Nintendo’s most iconic and old-school franchises… well, how could I resist? Here to reignite your former crushes are Princess Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina from the Super Mario Brothers series; Princesses Midna and Zelda from The Legend Of Zelda, and Samus Aran, star of the Metroid games. These gorgeously done pinups are from Radgasm (a subsection of my constant favorite, Gogo Celeb). Head over there to see more – or go dust off your old NES and embrace the nostalgia. I can’t decide which I’d rather do, personally =3 Not the worst decision to have to make, though…

It’s finally, FINALLY starting to act like springtime where I am – we can actually turn off the heat most days! I’m so excited… I can’t wait to be able to do warm weather things like take the dogs on walks without having to be all bundled up, eat fresh strawberries, and of course… check out all the extra skin that’s showing when people break out their tank tops and shorts! Newbie alt solo girl Emma Ink seems to be embracing that last one, looking gorgeous as hell in tiny shorts and a tight white tee. It gets even better when the aforementioned clothes are removed to show off how amazing her figure (and those lovely tattoos) looks in particularly skimpy bikini. Nice!

Okay, so I may be a total slacker and not be in college at the moment, but I’m preeeeeettttty sure that what Corin Riggs is doing here? Not actually studying. YOU CANNOT FOOL ME WITH YOUR SCHOOLGIRL OUTFITS AND PIGTAILS, CORIN! Er, well… can you even call that an outfit? Schoolgirl lingerie, I suppose. I mean, it is plaid and she does have the glasses… eh, whatever. Good enough for me! I like that the set pieces in the backgrounds are actual, legit textbooks (looks like anatomy and physiology, clever) but Corin herself is just checking out hot naked chicks – and one rather nice-looking dude. Man, if only actual studying could be like that. Graduation rates would skyrocket!

I can’t even lie, I’ve given in to old habits and have started watching this new season of ANTM… which always tends to color the way I look at galleries. And not in the most helpful way, given that I’m supposed to be writing for a porn blog! Like, instead of talking about how hot or sexy Meet Madden is while she’s fondling her Guitar Hero controller, I’m actually more interested in pointing out that she has the most absurdly perfect bone structure. The heart-shaped face and tousled blonde hair are reminding me more of Erin Wasson than any sort puns about sex and gaming. I’m sorry, guys, today I fail at being a gamer geek – I’ll just go sit in the corner with my Vogue and my Tyraisms and mourn the loss of Rich’s ANTM recaps while you guys take care of business with Madden. I might also just be bullshitting to get out of writing this gallery with any sort of effort involved so I can go play the new Mass Effect 2 “The Arrival” DLC, but I’m sure that didn’t occur to any of you, right? RIGHT?!