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You know, Briana Lee may be an Italian/Chinese mix (and a smoking hot one at that), but IMO she really looks like Armenian bombshell Kourtney Kardashian… I can’t be the only one who sees the resemblance, right? I think Kourtney’s the hottest of the Kardashian sisters anyway, so reminding me of her is a very good thing! This set is lovely, too – some amateur cosplay, sort of… I mean, she’s wearing so little, can it even be called cosplay if there’s hardly any, well, costume? But given that she’s supposed to be Eve, and even has the apple and the snake straight from the Garden of Eden, I say she gets a pass. This is an Eve that could definitely tempt all of our inner Adams into some original sin, that’s for sure~

I don’t know what my damage is, but I’ve become ridiculously lazy about updates lately – for some reason, writing this little texty blurb is just some sort of ridiculous challenge that I have to convince myself into doing (I blame the combination of my Adderall prescription running out and allergies kicking my ass – my ability to focus has been shot to shit). So I guess that one could say, when I actually get off my lazy butt (or rather, on to, since I have to sit at the computer for this… mleh bleh) to make a gallery, it’s because the girl in question is just THAT enchanting. And for once in my life, I’m not being sarcastic… Iga really is pretty dreamy, and a refreshing change of pace from a lot of the current popular porn girls. She gives a genuine smile rather than a contrived, “sexy” pout, and her all-natural boobs are better than… well, almost anything. She’s like a redheaded ray of sunshine, beaming straight to your computer from Girlfolio ♥

I’ve been totally grumpy lately due to money problems and a horrible new neighbor (should’ve known it was a bad sign when she decided to do all her heavy moving in at 3AM on a Monday morning) and could use a new form of escapist fantasy funtimes. I totally want Rift, basically, but apparently since I was in the closed beta my account is ineligible for the free trial, and the aforementioned money problems keep me from actually going out and purchasing the game and the necessary subscription, so… instead, I’m going to post a hot chick that looks like she’s stepped straight from the WoW or Rift servers. Her name is Salma, and she hails from Sinful Goddesses, a website that pretty much specializes in gorgeous high fantasy, high sexiness cosplay. If only this magical babe could cast some sort of “craptastic neighbor be gone” spell, she’d be flawless.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s my theory that ever time a guy is talking to a girl online and she mentions that she’s been drinking, he imagines that she’s talking to him while basically doing what Talia Shepard is in this gallery – stripped down in next to nothing, on the floor, touching herself and taking naughty pics in between swigs of Captain Morgan. It’s a fantasy so widespread that it’s become the domain of all those Yahoo! sex cam bots… you know the ones I mean, trying to entice poor unsuspecting chatters with the opportunity to get to peek at a drunk, uninhibited camgirl. It’s usually just a ruse for some random spammy purpose, but luckily for all of us, Talia is here to pick up where that fantasy left off and make it a reality! So kind of her, huh?