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Something about I Love Makenzie seems sort of familiar to me, but I really can’t put my finger on it… I’m not sure if she reminds me of someone I know, a celebrity, or even another solo girl. It’s gonna bug me until I figure it out! That aside, though… her eyes are sort of incredible. If you’ve ever met anyone IRL with those sort of super vibrant blue eyes, you know that it can be almost spellbinding. Combine that with her gorgeous body and it results in it being near impossible to tear your eyes away from Makenzie – not that you’d have any reason to want to look away, given how lovely she looks doing this desktop striptease =3

Football-themed galleries always sort of bring to light how ironic it is that I even run a website called Sexy Athlete Babes, give that I could give two shits about 90% of organized sports. I like soccer, bitches. And that’s about it. But I still totally appreciate how hot girls look when they’re all decked out (or stripped out of) athletic gear, and so I continue on with the site anyway. My newest victim of “lolfootball but it’s hot so posting” syndrome is newbie solo girl Spencer Nicks, who really has the wide-eyed, fresh-faced blonde good looks necessary to be any team’s favorite cheerleader. It seems that her heart – and sexy body – belong to the Chicago Bears, though, so all other fans can go despair in the corner now. Once you’re finished, get back here and, uh, “appreciate” her beauty, okay?

My total unfamiliarity with WoW has led me to browsing their site, trying to figure out exactly which races of represented in this collection of World of Warcraft porn. My conclusion: first, there are way more races that I expected, and secondly, I’m just going to claim that a few of these are stylized & sexualized versions of some of the races, otherwise I can’t identify them =X Anyhow, I definitely see a couple Blood Elf babes, a female Orc, two that look to me like they could be Draenei or Forsaken, and another definite Night Elf. I’m too lazy to try and ID the races of the guys fucking them, but I’m sure some of you Warcraft diehards can figure that part out on your own if it really matters to you! Pictures are all from Cartoon Reality, so if you like what you see & want more, let them know!

Man, my computer is being a massive pain in the butt today, causing me to have to rewrite this gallery description multiple times. So, you know what? I’m gonna just phone it in now, because I’m getting annoyed enough that even the superhuman hotness of Midori West can’t quite make up for it. You should all be sad about the gallery flavor text that you missed out on, it was… nominally interesting, at least. There were Weezer references (The line about half-Japanese girls in El Scorcho, to be precise), random speculation about whether Midori bakes adorable cupcakes in skimpy lingerie (don’t judge me, you know your imagination runs just as wild sometimes when you see a hot chick), and a bit of gushing over her cosplay tendencies (dat Chun Li cosplay, girl) and cute pasties. But now the world will never get to see it! And you’ll all have to just be satisfied with these sexy photos of Midori in an adorable, sheer black-and-pink teddy. Life is so, so cruel, I know.

Delicious brunette Vanilla DeVille first hit the web around 1999, which also happens to be roughly around the same time I started my soon-to-be heavy internet addiction. Coincidence? Well… yeah, for me, because I was a teenage girl who was more concerned with her freshman year in high school, but I’m sure that for a lot of guys my age, Vanilla was one of the first internet models that they got truly hooked on. I’m pretty confident in that theory because Vanilla’s drop-dead gorgeous, and had I been a horny young guy at that point, she would’ve been the greatest thing ever. Actually, she’s still sort of the greatest thing ever… to use a super cliched expression, she’s aged like a fine wine and now markets herself as a MILF/cougar type. This photo set from Anilos where she puts her goods on proud display shows why I hope that she’ll keep showing off for us for the next decade as well, cause Lawd, that lady is beautiful…

So, apparently this Ivy Snow chick is an online poker player of some reknown? Or something… I’ve played a total of like, two games of poker ever and only vaguely remember being one of the last two standing due to beginner’s luck. For awhile, almost every guy I knew was hopping onto the “I’mma be a pro poker player” bandwagon, so maybe that’s why I sort of avoided it. Poker fatigue? I’m derailing here, the point was I know jack shit about poker or if this chick is actually a known entity in those circles at all. But Ivy’s hot for real: dark red hair, some nice tattoos, a tight body, and some lovely boobies. All in all, a nice package, but I wish her gimmick was something other than poker… I don’t like things that I can’t make bad jokes about due to my ignorance, dammit!

Aiden is a sporty & fit brunette girl who has come to First Time Videos to try her first real masturbation videos and public scenes… We see her skateboarding, pulling her top off and continuing to play & show off those perfect round c-cup breasts. Then completely naked, she walks home to masturbate. Using her fingers to orgasm first, then a vibrator for a second, notice the juices that build up and flow down her vagina! She then tries to stuff as many fingers as she can… Later, she walks down an office hallway, in a sexy secretary outfit, and gives us upskirt views, spreading & fingering along the way. She finds a spot on a table, and starts masturbating with a large glass vibrator… watch the hard penetration as she enjoys the whole experience out in the open! We then go to a busy gym, and watch her do all kinds of exercise topless, as the guys smile and watch… then she goes to the changeroom to videotape herself spreading and fingering. Out jogging completely nude on the street, she warms herself up again by finger rubbing herself, then goes home to try the Vibraking Toy. What a reaction! It causes her to squirt for the first time in her life, strong orgasms and several wet gushes everywhere! Strong vaginal responses as well. It surprises her and the photographer! To finish off, we check out her private parts up close as she spreads for us (all wet inside…) and then gives her very fit form a hard breast & butt massage. Enjoy this active girl, she’s full of sexual pleasures and adventure!

So these Mass Effect porn pictures are pretty heavy on the Miranda Lawson, but can you really blame the artist? Forgive the stale pun, but she does put the ASS in Mass Effect. I’m fairly certain that not one person who played the game did’t pause during that conversation in her office, when she gets up from her desk, and inwardly scream “DAT ASS!” – she’s got booty for days. The Gogo Celeb artist seems to be particularly fond of Miri’s loyalty armor, though there are a couple with her in the classic black-and-white Cerberus catsuit. Of course, Samara also makes a few appearances here, which is nice… as well as a sort of lulzy/hot crossover lesbian scene between Avina (the Citadel’s Asari AI chick, for those who don’t remember her) and Halo’s Cortana. All in all, a good set that totally makes me want to kick my boyfriend off of the 360 right now and go load up my Miranda-romancing ME2 save. Don’t even try to deny that a few of you are having the same thoughts =X

I’m usually not super into the whole baby oil niche – to me, a lot of times they just look… greasy. But the photography and models at Baby Oil Fetish are both so good that it may have transformed me into a true believer! Case in point: This gorgeous set of black model Natasha, looking completely amazing all oiled up and lit with red and purple lights. Her skin and body look absolutely flawless – and the fact that she seems like she’s having a blast, dancing around completely naked, is also a huge plus. Smiling girls are so sexy to me, what can I say?

So, some 4chan hacker type broke into Scarlett Johansson’s phone and is spreading around some gorgeous nude pics of her – seriously, these may possibly be the best looking leaked cell nudes ever, simply because it’s impossible for ScarJo to be anything but spellbindingly lovely. It’s nice to see that she looks just as beautiful without all the designer dresses and makeup, and that’s part of why I sort of stan for her a bit. I’m too nice and law-abiding to host the photos myself (okay, I’m just too lazy to deal with C&D letters), as her legal team seems to be swiftly getting them scrubbed from the internet… which is kind of a shame, people who slept in today will miss out on her sexiness. So, as a consolation prize for those of you who end up missing out on Scarlett’s goodies, here’s… the next best thing? A bunch of photoshopped Scarlett Johansson porn pictures courtesy of Celebrity F, some of them quite good, honestly.