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Holy shit, dem boobies. JAVModel cutie Kei Megumi sure has some cosmic tits, doesn’t she? I’m sort of dumbfounded, to be honest. But for those of you who share my love of Asian chicks AND big boobs, Kei is sort of your holy grail of hotness. Slender body, cute face, but with gigantic breasts. I feel like all I can type right now is various versions of “that girl sure has huuuuge tits,” so pardon my tunnel vision in this particular gallery description. Because Japan, because boobs, because… whoa. Just whoa.

I wanted to make this gallery description full of witty jokes and discussion about why guys love watching girls getting ready to go out, but I can’t. I just can’t! I am far too distracted by the amazing stockings that Rachel Sexton is wearing in these photos. I love thigh-high stockings more than is probably healthy, and these are amazing. At first, I thought that they were a heather gray sort of faux ‘t-shirt’ material – which, tbh, would be kinda rad – but it looks like they’re not that crazy. Whatever, they still look incredible – and Rachel looks flawless in them!

Man, today I must be in a nerd frenzy, because this is the second sort of Otaku-catering gallery that I’ve put up (the first was this one of Lucky Star hentai). I guess it’d be more effective weeaboo-bait if she was Asian, but eh. Bryci is gorgeous and an internet drama phenomenon, fuck the haters. Anyhow, she’s posing and teasing with all of her favorite Hello Kitty memorabilia – she even has the cute little bow in her hair! – and looking flawless while doing so. According to her site, this set is part of a ‘thank you’ for the member who purchased her all the HK goodies off of her wishlist. I’d say that a 66 photo set of Bryci looking super-hot is a pretty awesome thank-you gift, wouldn’t you?

With its otaku “heroine” and focus on pretty schoolgirls, the Lucky Star anime & manga series has been called “the ultimate in fan service”… maybe that explains why every guy I forced to watch it with me ended up becoming somewhat addicted to it, even if they weren’t normally the anime type? Or maybe it’s just because Konata is awesome. Man, just talking about it makes me want to go watch it again! But really, it’s a slice-of-life style series that is pretty obviously aimed at men who like looking at cute girls – honestly, to me, the intended audience is embodied in Konata’s dad’s character – who also happens to be the one playing with Miyuki and Kagami in this gallery. So one could call this HentaiZa gallery of Lucky Star hentai the logical conclusion to the actual series’ fan service, right? Minami is in here too, which is awesome, because to me she was the most attractive girl in the series – looking back, she reminds me of the Disappearance version of Yuki Nagato, a bit. Quiet and somewhat stoic but still very cute with an adorable, vulnerable site. And green hair. I always love the characters with green hair, what can I say?

We’re half-way through January, right around the time when New Year’s resolutions to work out regularly start losing their steam… so here’s some motivation: sexy Latina cutie Cindy Cupcakes looking absolutely delectable while she “works out” – aka poses seductively and shows off her cute little booty – with her big blue exercise ball. Okay, so it may not make you feel like hitting the gym, but I’d bet you’ve got some other sort of physical activity in mind now, am I right?

I’d say that this was a Supergirl sort-of cosplay set, but let’s be real: these photos are less about Supergirl and more about Katie Banks and her super-boobies. And they are glorious, aren’t they? According to some of her blog posts at her site, they’re 30-I. Um, wow. Definitely deserving of being called superpowered, huh? And she really keeps the camera focused on them in these self-shot pix – which is nice, but at the same time, I like to see her beautiful face as well! Don’t get me wrong, though – I’m not complaining at all. When a hot chick like Katie decides to dress up in nerdy comic book gear and flash her gorgeous body for your personal enjoyment, you’d have to be sort of insane to not love it!

What better way to start the new year than with a drop-dead gorgeous new solo girl? And she really is just lovely – her name is Natasha Belle, and I think that I love her. I know that I’m always going on about how some solo girl or another reminds me of some celebrity, but Natasha is yet another one who looks familiar: it’s really all in the eyes and face shape – which I’m sure is what you’re all concentrating on right now, considering that she’s stripping down & showing off her luscious, lithe young body in all of these photos =P But for the 1% of you who are actually curious about it, I think that she looks like that bully chick from American Horror Story (her name is Shelby Young, according to IMDB) – but given that I recently marathoned that entire show, I might just have her on the brain. Whatever. Either way, Natasha Belle is gorgeous and you can expect me to be posting more of her soon!

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim