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Forgive the surfer dude lingo, but how stoked would you be if you opened the door for what youthought was going to be a normal trick-or-treater this Halloween – only to find this gorgeous Latina babe, half-naked on your doorstep? I’m pretty sure that the answer for most of you would be “fucking off the charts excited, man”, because Busty Latina Rebecca is just that – a shy and spicy sweetheart with curves in all the right places. And here she is, going door to door in just panties, a bra, and pigtails – forget tricks; this gallery’s all about the treats!

Sooooo much potential for terrible puns with this gallery! Mostly centering around the horns that bootylicious & buxom brunette Viorotica is donning as part of her Halloween costume… though I’m sure a truly talented bad jokester (is that even a term that makes sense?) could figure out a way to involve the pink fishnet and pumpkins, too. I’m not entirely sure what her costume is supposed to be exactly – demon horns, fake blood, fishnet and stockings… well, if she happens to be a Scott Pilgrim fan, maybe she’s being one of Matthew Patel’s demon hipster chicks? Because she’s totally hotter than the girl who actually played that role in the movie. Wait, is there even anything remotely hipster about fishnets? I’m so ~out of touch~ with that whole scene. This is not something that I will regret… unless, of course, hipster chicks actually do look as hot as Violet does! Also, wow, the ADD is strong with this gallery description… reading back over it, it’s sort of stream of consciousness nonsense. Uh, sorry about that. It happens =X

For the 13 days before Halloween (starting today, obviously) I’m going to be posting a bunch of themed Halloween porn around my network of sites – if you want to see them all (and maybe get exposed to some of the other blogs I run since I’m clearly so interesting), you’ll be able to see links to them all at liquidLOVEonline. The beautiful blonde by the name of Aaliyah Love gets the honor (lol?) of kicking things off, with this absolutely adorable gallery of her playing around almost-naked in a pumpkin patch. Aaliyah is really good at turning up the cute while remaining totally sexy, and she’s at the top of her game here – I’m really already in love with the idea of visiting a pumpkin patch at night with a loved one and enjoying the Fall chill while getting ready for my favorite holiday, so the idea of said special someone being a beautiful girl like Aaliyah Love just makes the whole fantasy even better!

One of my favorite holidays, Halloween, is fast approaching… and while I’m waiting until a little closer to the big day to break out the overtly Halloween themed galleries, these photos of big-boobed Latina porn star Nina Mercedez do have a little “Day of the Dead” flavor going on with her skimpy, skull-print bikini. Mmmm, sugar skulls – they’re almost as delicious as Nina’s body!

Not gonna lie, I’ve seriously been staring at this gallery for a good ten minutes… but I still can’t think of anything to write about it. I AM BRAIN DEAD TODAY OKAY? And not even the site of Violet’s (or rather, Viorotica) luscious lips and ridiculous curves can snap my head into gear, it seems. When you add in the fact that it’s a Halloween gallery featuring one of my favorite girls doing ‘sexy nurse’ cosplay, you know I’ve got it bad. Send help, or mellowcreme pumpkin candies, or both plz. Preferably delivered by the positively delectable Violet Doll herself, thaaaank you~!

I always think that Dakota Black looks a little bit like Twilight-er Ashley Greene – but Dakota is way more awesome because instead of doing movies aimed at the tween audience and dating Joe Jonas like Ms. Green does, she’s catering to the exact opposite demographic and all of their dirty desires! Plus, she looks pretty stunning in this Halloween costume set. I… think she’s supposed to be like, a 50′s salon lady? Either that or a sexy nurse. I’m not really sure what the costume is, okay? I just know that it’s pink and skin-tight hugs her curves in all the right places and looks effing great with those matching fishnets and garter belt! See, even the Frankenstein background prop can’t resist her… he’s getting pretty fresh in pic #5. Happy Halloween, indeed!

Halloween is coming up again, and in honor of my favorite holiday (I am easily swayed by buttercream pumpkins and cosplay), here is the lovely and luscious Cam With Carmen in a collection of assorted webcam pix – a few of which showcase some of her past Halloween costumes! I especially love the Pocahontas one – she pulls it off veeeeerrry nicely. Isn’t it weird how that simple leather headband look is randomly so sexy? I don’t understand it myself, but when a girl can pull off that particular accessory it’s just one of the hottest things ever, in my opinion. She also looks pretty cute as that old staple, the Halloween kitty-kat… but then again, Carmen really tends to just looks phenomenal whatever she’s wearing (if she’s wearing anything at all)!

It’s like some sort of time-honored tradition in internet porn, or some ancient rule decided upon by a legendary secret sexy society… “all hardcore sex scenes shalt have the most ridiculoid, punny descriptions written about them as is possible” …or at least, I’m sure the unspoken law goes SOMETHING like that. And since I’m not one to break such a stringent code, here is the lovely “scene summary” for this Halloween-themed episode from I Am Eighteen, starring a totally gorgeous teen witch cutie: “Adorable Tiffany Star is 18 as you can see from her ID and she loves trick-or-treating every Halloween, but this year she’s in for a special treat! The hollowed out pumpkin candy holder is a perfect ‘jack-off-O-lantern’ once Tiffany puts her hand inside it and starts feeling around for candy. She knows right away that the cock in the bucket is the best cream-filled treat she’s going to get during the holiday season.”

So, it’s entirely possible that you’re sitting here, confused as all hell as to why this particular gallery is on NERDKINK.COM – I mean, after all, what’s so nerdy about a girl dressed up for Halloween? Well, nothing… but it just so happens that the girl featured in these photos, Aaliyah Love, is a total internet junkie, so I’m counting that as some sort of points towards nerd-dom. Seriously, the girl is online almost as much as I am… we post on one of the same forums, and she’s got over 2,000 posts already… and that’s not even counting the amount of time she spends surfing porn, working on her official website, and chatting with her members. So yeah, she fits in here nicely. Plus, I just sort of wanted an excuse to post these photos… she’s so damned cute and hot in them, and her costume is amazing! I love this girl so hard, for real.

Happy Halloween, here’s some fantastic titties instead of candy. Now get off my lawn, you crazy trick-or-treaters! Okay, that joke was HORRIBLE. I’m truly sorry. But at least I wasn’t lying about the first part – cam girl extraordinaire Love Gisele has a fucking phenomenal rack. Awesome boobage, if you will. And since Halloween is secretly known as “Official Dress As A Slut Day” among girls, she’s got those amazing boobies out and on display in her sexy devil babe outfit. This set is actually part of a series – go on over to her website to see more Halloween-themed photos & videos, as well as her “spooky” live cam show. She’s also got a nice set featuring both her and Violet Erotica as two horny lesbian devils… all treats, no tricks here!