| I lived in a college party house and went out drinking almost every night for a couple of years, and that totally burned me out - I've completely gone to the opposite extreme now, and like to stay home and be happily boring while I post porn online instead of getting smashed at various bars and clubs... so that is to say, I'm not really sure if PBR is still the drink of choice for insufferable hipsters everywhere, and I find that I'm actually pretty happy to not know that for sure anymore... even if it does sort of cramp my ability to make au courant jokes about this gallery of Bailey Knox (who somehow manages to fluctuate between looking like a stereotypical college chick and Adriana Lima, wtf how is she doing that?) posing in a super-skimpy bikini with a metric fuckton of PBR in her fridge. So whatever, hipsters suck, with their PBR and their... music... and... stuff... gfdgkslfjgsdjk run-on sentences? I don't even know what I'm writing anymore, look at the pix and then go to her website and leave me in peace while I work harder on my crotchety old person impression... Get off my internet lawn, as it were? Or something. Um, never mind.
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