| It's like some sort of time-honored tradition in internet porn, or some ancient rule decided upon by a legendary secret sexy society... "all hardcore sex scenes shalt have the most ridiculoid, punny descriptions written about them as is possible" ...or at least, I'm sure the unspoken law goes SOMETHING like that. And since I'm not one to break such a stringent code, here is the lovely "scene summary" for this Halloween-themed episode from I Am Eighteen, starring a totally gorgeous teen witch cutie: "Adorable Tiffany Star is 18 as you can see from her ID and she loves trick-or-treating every Halloween, but this year she's in for a special treat! The hollowed out pumpkin candy holder is a perfect 'jack-off-O-lantern' once Tiffany puts her hand inside it and starts feeling around for candy. She knows right away that the cock in the bucket is the best cream-filled treat she's going to get during the holiday season."
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